the way fandom lovingly diagnosed arthur shappey with every possible ‘neurodivergency(tm)’ but failed to consider he’s just like that because he’s an only child
the way fandom lovingly diagnosed arthur shappey with every possible ‘neurodivergency™’ but failed to consider he’s just like that because he’s an only child
cocktoetwins-archive-deactivate
jeremy fragrance was born with no perceivable scent and thus set out on a lifelong mission to capture and distill the very essence of humanity and create a perfume so divine that it would grant him godlike status among mortals, and after years of killing people and extracting their natural scent, he finally created it, but as soon as he poured it onto his body he was torn limb from limb and cannibalised by french peasants who believed they were in the presence of an angel walking the earth
manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today
anyways . who wants to see some atrocious cocktail recipes i came up with running on 2 hours of sleep.
destiel is going canon in the succession universe rn
in-universe tumblr post: what if you wanted to know if mencken or jimenez won but god said destiel is canon
in-universe tumblr post 2: I feel like I just did cocaine. anything could happen rn. at this point connor roy is gonna win the election
in-universe tumblr post 3: logan roy died so destiel could be canon *crab rave gif*
i think it would be really funny if in the next special (as a c or d plot) jigen and goemon have some kind of argument about magnum vs zantetsuken and jigen says “yeah well you’re not qualified to talk bc you’ve never used a gun” (because jigen can swordfight and he’s not bad at it, this is canon) and goemon’s like FINE and gets a rifle and carries it around for the whole movie but never has an opportunity to use it until the Big Final Fight Scene where they’re facing off against a horde of goons and jigen’s like heh okay time to show you’re not just talk! and goemon takes out the gun and loads it and sights down it and you think ohhhh no what if he’s actually really good at shooting somehow and then he just starts beating people with the stock.
not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’
James And The Cold Gun by Kate Bush







